James Foley, known as The Water Street Butcher (named for the location where his first three victims were found), was a cop. He would “arrest” prostitutes, then torture, murder, sodomize and mutilate their corpses. All of his victims had been cut from mouth to ear, were missing sections of skin, and were left naked and mutilated in or near the Hudson River in upstate NY. Apparently, Foley shot videos of everything he did, from stalking to disposing of bodies. These tapes have become known as The Poughkeepsie Tapes, after the town they were found in, Poughkeepsie, NY. These tapes are considered by many to be the most horrifically graphic collection of videos ever assembled. Kill count: 12+ (source)
For those of you unfamiliar, Eliza Skinner is the comedian who created the recently popular internet video Amy at the Club.
On the other hand, I got hundreds of comments on Digg and CollegeHumor from people talking about how ugly I am, and the methods they’d use to rape me. I mean, I love that people hate Amy - I’ve done my job if she illicts that much of a response. But a lot of people didn’t seem to get the difference between me and Amy, and reacted as though it was a documentary. So it was pretty gross how rapey the comments got.
I have a lot of friends who are also making videos for the internet, but they’re all guys, and they never get that kind of response. No one watches “What If There’s Bears” and talks about how much they’d love to shove a dick in Ben Rodgers’ mouth. I have yet to read a comment on Teddy Saw that says Ben Schwartz “better brush his teeth” or has fucked up eyebrows. Similarly, I couldn’t find a comment that said Keyboard Kid is pretty funny, even though Dominic Dierkes’ “face is shot” (but could still be fuckable after being beaten). Hell, no one even says shit like that about Bro’ Rape!
It’s sad that some people have such a hard time seeing women as funny, that they let the fact that we’ve got tits completely overshadow anything else we’re doing or saying. There’s a lot of really funny women out there, who are all coming up with really quality, really hilarious stuff, but all these small-minded, floppy-dicked losers can see is that they’ve got boobs and might look enough like their mommies to turn them on.
One more tiny rant - never has someone accused a guy, of trying to portray all men with one character. Most people don’t turn off the TV after one Chappelle Show sketch and said “Yep, he did it! That’s all black people!” So to anyone who liked my video because “That’s so true - females are all like that. Bitches.” please go punch yourself in the dick. It’s probably the only action it gets.