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Priest gone missing after being carried away by party balloons

2008-04-22T17:22:58Z

SAO PAULO, Brazil - A Roman Catholic priest who floated off under hundreds of helium party balloons was missing Monday off the southern coast of Brazil. Rev. Adelir Antonio de Carli lifted off from the port city of Paranagua on Sunday afternoon, ...

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Age Ain't Nothing But An Important Voting Demographic

2008-04-22T03:27:28Z

In a campaign where demographics seem to be destiny, one of the most striking factors is the segregation of voters by age. In state after state, older voters have formed a core constituency for Mrs. Clinton, who is 60, while younger voters have co...

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Best of Craigslist: Reactions to small dick!

2008-04-19T23:12:17Z

Reactions to small dick! Date: 2008-03-04, 2:52PM CST I have a very small penis. I'm not ashamed to admit it. I've come to terms with it and now I've even found someone who will date me in spite of it. Nevertheless, the moment when I expose myself...

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Muxtape: What I've Been Listening To Lately

2008-04-12T18:22:19Z

A while ago some fuck on the internet created Muxtape, a website where you register a URL and then upload up to 11 tracks to share with friends and other users. The website has proven to be a marvelous creation -- I've been able to send my own mux...

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"If I can't f*ck, it's not my revolution."

2008-04-11T02:27:10Z

This article is great for many reasons: I'm not going to say who's playing top or bottom in that statement, but feminism and porn have been like Crisco and condoms for decades, and feminist positions (ahem) on porn are diverse. They often boil do...

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Woody Allen vs. Hipsters

2008-04-01T22:42:03Z

No doubt it's been a long, drawn-out battle between established writer, director, and actor Woody Allen and those that epitomize "kitsch," but it has finally materialized into a lawsuit against American Apparel, for "blatant misappropriation and c...

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At least they're doing something about it

2008-03-28T03:22:57Z

A wave of violence against emo kids is spreading across Mexico, with the music fans being attacked by mobs in the street, and further threats of large-scale attacks in Tijuana during the forthcoming Feria de San Marcos, the annual national fair. T...

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Man claims he was molested by Bigfoot

2008-03-28T03:20:25Z

(March 27) - A 57-year-old man will serve 20 years in prison for molestation charges after pleading guilty in a Virginia court for his attempts to solicit 13-year-old boys over the Internet. But Gene R. Morrill is making molestation charges of h...

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America's first Hip-Hop Mayor reminiscent of Lewinsky scandal...

2008-03-25T21:21:33Z

As I mentioned previously, America's first "hip-hop mayor," Kwame Kilpatrick of Detroit (my home town), has recently admitted to having an affair with one of his staff members. Similar to the case with former president Bill Clinton, Kilpatrick is...

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DMX on Barack Obama

2008-03-19T21:21:33Z

Are you following the presidential race? Not at all. You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton. His name is Barack?! Barack Obama, yeah. Barack?! Barack. What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack O...

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